I am writing these quotes down for R. You can read them or not.
From when he was two years old…
Me: Where’s your smart brain?
R: In my head.
R: Can you open it?
Me: This is Jesus’ house and we need to be reverent and quiet.
R: [thinking] Jesus come R’s house?
Me: I didn’t say you had to go in time-out.
R: PLEEEEEEASE TIME-OUT?!
R: R so happy. R show Daddy smile.
After a bath:
R: Water go bye-bye? Water go home?
On the way to Grandma’s house:
R: Grammy so happy see R?
Me: Yes. Are you happy?
R: No. R not happy. R big boy.
To the dog:
R: Don’t goose Momma. No goose.
Talking to Daddy on his toy phone:
R: Hi Daddy. How you? You all done work? Fireplace on. Babies crying please.
After a diaper change:
R: Let me see it poop. Looks like hot dogs. Hot dogs Costco.
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