Ah-choo!
No that’s MY AH-CHOO!
I’m a strip mall!
No! I’m a strip mall!
You’re a tator tot.
Momma, I not a tator tot!!! I not!!!!
You’re a darny darn.
I not a darny darn!!!
I saw a garbage truck.
No you didn’t!
That’s a truck.
No, that’s a BIG truck.
That’s a truck.
No, that’s a BIG TRUCK!
I see the moon.
NO you CAN’T!
I want to go outside.
NO I want to go in DRIVEWAY!
You can’t see my monster truck shirt!
YES I DO SEE!!
I like raspberries.
NO YOU CAN’T I LIKE RASPBERRIES!
You’re a Bobby Bob.
I NOT A BLOBBY BLOB. MOMMA!!!
I pooped.
NO I POOPED!!
You’re a bunk bed!
YOU’RE A MICROWAVE!
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