Kindergarten These Days. Sheesh.

Much has changed since I left teaching ten years ago. Now my oldest son is in kindergarten and I have switched teams.

No nap? Yeah, I knew that.

No snack? No, definitely didn’t know that. Not cool.

Online lunch money payments? Holy crap, is this “The Jetsons”?! The future rocks!

Fifteen minute recess? Not acceptable at all. The future can kiss my a$$.

Homework?! That’s hilarious.

No peanut butter sandwiches? Whoops.

Snow days? I want to stab myself with a fork.