Ways My Husband Has Found Me upon Returning Home from Work Sprawled on the floor, flat on my back Crying with frustration at the kids Crying with joy at seeing him Asleep on the couch Wearing his clothes Wearing no clothes, but not in a good way (because my clothes were pooped/spewed/peed upon) Ponytail askew after a toddler tantrum Actually making dinner (!) Standing in front of the open fridge or pantry, crying because I don’t know what to make for dinner Hyped up on Excedrin Migraine Moving like molasses in January because of prescription migraine medication Covered in children Covered in spit up/poop/pee (“It’s ok, honey, I rolled it up before I hugged you.”) Gone. Because I went to my mom’s house. AdvertisementShare this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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